The Least I Can Do

Bathe exfoliate epilate lather skin in cocoa butter Feel how soft my legs are! I demand, limbs in your face … More

Yesterday’s Guy

Your past times consisted of the strange, and twisted and deranged, and I love that little game you had called … More

Things that I keep saying to my friends, family, acquaintances, anyone who will listen, multiple times, daily: I’m sick, so … More