Burnt Teaspoons

“Oi. What colour are my eyes?” Until that moment, I had deliberately avoided looking into his eyes. Eye contact is … More

Words For Life

DESIDERATA Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far … More

Hello You. Yes, You, reading this now. How are you? Are you safe and well? Are your loved ones safe … More

1 / This whole “life” thing would’ve been a lot easier, for me and everyone else, if only my parents … More

Stumbling out of the pub last night we heard the helicopter before we saw it. “Air ambulance,” he said. “Trouble … More

Good morning, London. If you’re reading this, congratulations! You’ve lived to see another Friday. Good morning, London. If you’re reading … More

Recently, several ~older people~ have informed me that I am responsible for the revolution. They keep saying things like, “It’s … More

The idiosyncrasies of mine that were once adorable are now utterly deplorable.

i have a friend (and i use this term loosely) who throws all of her loose change into the bin … More

Knock Knock Knock Knock *male voices* Is this the one? Yeah. Knock Knock Knock *opens door a fraction* Yeah? What … More