Burnt Teaspoons

“Oi. What colour are my eyes?” Until that moment, I had deliberately avoided looking into his eyes. Eye contact is … More

Sink

He says he never brings girls back to his place because he’s embarrassed about his flat. I tell him that … More

1 I fill the void with three liters of cheap white wine and morph into a monster in a mini … More

I am standing on the roof. I am smoking a cigarette. I should be at work but I am too … More

You mix my medication into a pot of vanilla yoghurt and instruct me on how to eat. Open. Come on. … More

So we were at this house party and I was sitting in the kitchen sink drinking lukewarm vodka out of … More

1 / I watch the man in the crumpled white shirt take a swig from his can of Stella and … More

We live in peculiar times: we start a new ashtray in a plastic yoghurt pot instead of emptying the big … More

Everyone’s dead / all my family’s dead now / it’s just me. Last man standing but I feel like I’m … More

I don’t need you to kill any spiders. I can buy my own flowers. I prefer to sleep alone. I … More