*door opens* “Hello, my lov—” “JESUS CHRIST! You scared the fucking life out of me! I didn’t hear you come … More
Here’s my contribution for Day 24 of NaPoWriMo. Today’s prompt was to “write a poem inspired by a reference book.” … More
Despite having attended an all girls’ school, my life is and always has been dominated by men. I have always … More
Shakespeare House, Chaucer Court, Wordsworth House, Coleridge Court… The only way I’ll ever know that I’ve truly “made it” as … More
Father, I know you blamed yourself when Cambridge rejected me. I’d spent the months prior to my interviews falling in … More
when you’re in the waiting room at the sexual health clinic with a bunch of judgmental, stressed-out women and obstreporous … More
I had spent the week in the same way, lying in bed, flat on my back, arms straight by my … More
All you need is love spritzers, smokes, sunshine and stories.
…just say, “Fuck the lemons!” and bail. …lose yourself in liquor and literature.
I don’t always stay in on Saturday night but when I do I make sure that my literature matches my … More