Wonderful, Miserable

*door opens* “Hello, my lov—” “JESUS CHRIST! You scared the fucking life out of me! I didn’t hear you come … More

Here’s To Strong Women

Despite having attended an all girls’ school, my life is and always has been dominated by men. I have always … More

Father, I know you blamed yourself when Cambridge rejected me. I’d spent the months prior to my interviews falling in … More

when you’re in the waiting room at the sexual health clinic with a bunch of judgmental, stressed-out women and obstreporous … More

All you need is love spritzers, smokes, sunshine and stories.

…just say, “Fuck the lemons!” and bail. …lose yourself in liquor and literature.

I don’t always stay in on Saturday night but when I do I make sure that my literature matches my … More

How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words. The Pale King, by David … More

Stuff and things from the not-so-merry month of May 2016. Xx

Clarice Lispector would have celebrated her 95th birthday today. In honour of this glorious lady, I have spent the day indulging … More