Vivaldi

Yeah, okay, the memorable security code for my online banking account is still the date of our anniversary from when … More

The Day of Rest

Overheard in McDonald’s. Guy 1: Isn’t this quite a rough area? Guy 2: Yeah, a 22 year old got stabbed … More

Untitled Draft (4 months ago) I make a lot of mistakes. I make the same mistake twice, just in case … More

A Competition: Earlier I made a kale, spinach and avocado smoothie. Yes, it tasted as “green” as it sounds. I … More

And so it seems that I am your favourite pair of jeans I live in all the pockets, I am stitched … More

This is my life, at the moment (subject to sudden and unexpected change, of course): I had lots of blood … More

He said it. Of course he did. It was only a matter of time. He said what every man before … More