Sink

He says he never brings girls back to his place because he’s embarrassed about his flat. I tell him that … More

’til Death

1. The problem with a blood pact is that you can’t take it back. 2. It looked like the scene … More

Sometimes, when consciousness was simply too painful for our sensitive souls, we would consume enough vodka, valium and zopiclone to … More

Everyone’s dead / all my family’s dead now / it’s just me. Last man standing but I feel like I’m … More

Most times I’d tell you interesting facts about ketchup / painters / space or Japan / coins / pregnant giraffes … More

Ashley told us that every time you do a line of cocaine it makes loads of microscopic holes in your … More

1st July marked the midpoint of 2020 (183 days done, 183 days to go) So far this year I have … More

she looked like a girl I knew but stranger a creature dental-floss hair ice in her eyes tattoos on her … More

“Hey, kid, where’s your mama?” “At work,” she says. “What about your dad?” “Gone.” I flinch for a moment, wondering … More

I don’t want to spend the rest of my days turning your socks inside out (I know that I don’t … More