’til Death

1. The problem with a blood pact is that you can’t take it back. 2. It looked like the scene … More

Cereal for Dinner

Sometimes, when consciousness was simply too painful for our sensitive souls, we would consume enough vodka, valium and zopiclone to … More

Ashley told us that every time you do a line of cocaine it makes loads of microscopic holes in your … More

1st July marked the midpoint of 2020 (183 days done, 183 days to go) So far this year I have … More

she looked like a girl I knew but stranger a creature dental-floss hair ice in her eyes tattoos on her … More

I don’t want to spend the rest of my days turning your socks inside out (I know that I don’t … More

*door opens* “Hello, my lov—” “JESUS CHRIST! You scared the fucking life out of me! I didn’t hear you come … More

Isn’t it strange that I am your voice of reason but not my own? And for good reason, too. Me … More

There are only 2 ways to stop us Sending each other drunk messages: Quit drinking, or Drink together. And I’m … More

Dear Louiza, You don’t know me, but you do. We’ve never met in person, never stood face to face. I’ve … More