(Pro-)/(Retro-)gression

1 I fill the void with three liters of cheap white wine and morph into a monster in a mini … More

Corkboard

Got a corkboard the size of a dining table painted one side of the frame bright yellow the face to … More

Ashley told us that every time you do a line of cocaine it makes loads of microscopic holes in your … More

What she says: I don’t want to feel like this anymore What he hears: *Sky Sports News on the television* … More

We’ve said it seriously a few times before we really need to stop we cannot possibly carry on like this … More

First day of my #655321 attempt at sobriety. I feel sick already because I know that I will not be … More