Now You Are 71

In the darkness I swayed, numb and unsteady in platform heels, outside the place where you used to live, looking … More

Now You Are 24

Dear Shrimp, Recently I’ve begun to believe that if we weren’t related you wouldn’t like me as a person at … More

For you, turning seventy Was never meant to be But wherever you are I hope you’re having a crazy party. … More

September only lasted 4 days. It was August a minute ago. But somehow we’ve only gone and made it to … More

Hey Pops, Well I promised myself that I would write you a letter every year on your birthday (which I … More

Daddy dearest, Happy Birthday to you!! This morning I received a notification on my tablet telling me that I took eight photos … More

Stuff & things from April: In the last few years I’ve become an accepted eccentric at best, and a fuckup … More

Clarice Lispector would have celebrated her 95th birthday today. In honour of this glorious lady, I have spent the day indulging … More

‘Forever 21’ is almost over. It’s my birthday tomorrow and I’m not feeling good about it at all. I’m going … More