They are cooking a roast dinner. She is rifling through the drawers, searching for her favourite knife, and he is behind her, smashing some meat with a mallet.
“Carrot,” she says, to no one in particular.
“What?” he shouts over the thuds of hammer on flesh.
“Oh, nothing. I was just thinking aloud,”
“About these carrots,”
“What about them?”
She has been good today. No outbursts, no tears, no troubling comments, no injuries, no nastiness. She has washed her hair, and brushed it. She has been writing a lot. She has had a glass of wine. Hopeful of her good mood, he anticipates an observation about the carrots’ phallic nature; perhaps even a dick-size joke, a cheeky comparison, the carrots being tiny, himself being too big.
“Carrot,” she says again, picking one out of the bag and inspecting it.
“Why are you pronouncing it weird?”
“Is that how they say it in France?”
“Why are you saying it like that?”
He stares blankly at the back of her head, mallet in hand.
As she turns to face him, her knife catches the light.
“Carrot,” she says, slowly, “sounds like a blend of ‘garrote’ and ‘carotid.’”
Potential For Violence enters the room and stands between them. The three of them share a long, tense twenty-seconds together in the tiny kitchen.
“Oh gosh,” she says, suddenly, “I think I’ve been watching too many true crime documentaries lately!”
She laughs, eyes down, embarrassed. She replaces the knife with a glass of wine and sips with a wide smile.
“Yep!” he says, relieved, remembering why he loves her, “sounds like you’re right, babe,” he quietly places the mallet down on the counter, “so let’s watch some comedy on the box tonight then, shall we?”
Potential For Violence leaves the room as quickly as he arrived.
“Sure,” she replies cheerfully, and goes back to skinning the bright orange cocks.
*Society for Cutting Up Men
Originally published at Hijacked Amgdala here.
Oh, this is so smart. I adore the way you think/write. It honestly gives me chills. X
Aww thank you, kind soul! xx
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An impressively captured moment – easy to see this from a fly in the room perspective.
I’m glad you think so, Chris. I wasn’t too sure about this piece but your comment makes me feel better about it – thank you <3