“No Need For Introductions…

I’ve read about girls like you on the backs of toilet doors.”

a small collection of things I’ve read this summer that have been written on the backs of toilet doors in pubs and bars around north London:

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I could sleep for the whole of summer time
I could sleep for the week

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Just a friendly reminder from
your neighbourhood Fairy God Mother
DO NOT SHARE NEEDLES GIRLS
always use a clean one
xxx

^^^ YAAASSSSS ^^^

yh u dnt kno where that ho been

AWWW I LOVE WOMEN!!! ♥

Fairy God Mother = F G M = Female Genital Mutilation

FGS

ffs

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husbands are for wives

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Enjoy your pee! :-*

Thanks, I did

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Life is like a dick…

when it gets hard…

F U C K I T

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Who the fuck has a friend called Angela in this day and age???

me!

same

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5G WARNING
5G IS DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR HEALTH AND WELL-BEING
Symptoms include: Nosebleeds, headaches,
insomnia, DNA damage, cancer, diabetes, infertility and heart attacks.

did anyone else think 5G was some shithot new party drug hahaha

sounds like what happend last time i bumped 5g in 1 night whoooOOOOOOOosh!

I want me summa that 5G

5G sounds amazing

anyone got any numbers for 5G? hmu

999 lol

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love will
tears us
apart

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* Norah The Explorah *

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DONT CALL YOUR EX
DONT YOU FKN DARE

Thank you oh magical protectoress of drunk female hearts!

^ this needs to be in every ladies toilet ever

-ywhere