“Why are you crying, poppet?”
Because I am so devastated that there is no document that exists that can tell me every single bench I’ve ever sat on throughout my life, where that bench was and with whom I was sitting. I just need to know. I just want to fucking know.
“That’s why you’re so angry and upset? Because you don’t have a list of every bench you’ve ever sat on?”
Yeah.
“Look, I know you’re mad, poppet, all the best ones are. But you can’t be insane. Not here, not now. Not ever.”
But–
“Ahh ah ah ah. Come on now. Settle, petal.”
Originally published on Hijacked Amygdala
I found this amusing for some reason…good work:)