Ma vie est plus belle quand elle est rédigée en français. Mais, à ce moment précis, je suis dans un dilemme grave.
quandary [ˈkwɒnd(ə)ri/]
noun: quandary; plural noun: quandaries
a state of perplexity or uncertainty over what to do in a difficult situation.
“Helena is in a quandary”
synonyms: dilemma, plight, predicament, state of uncertainty, state of perplexity, unfortunate situation, difficult situation, awkward situation; trouble, muddle, mix-up, mare’s nest, mess, confusion, difficulty, impasse,stalemate; cleft stick; informal: sticky situation, pickle, hole, stew, fix, bind, jam.
I don’t know what “bollocks” is in French.
Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks.
C’est tout.
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